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Oswald Denies Role In 404 Error
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"I am not resisting your browsing"
DALLAS, TEXAS (Aardvark News Agency): In a press conference today, accused JFK-assassin Lee Harvey Oswald denied any role in the "404: Page Not Found" web server error.
"I am not responsible for this error," said Oswald. "I suspect the reader is looking for a page that has moved, or is simply not there at all. I am not resisting your browser."
When asked what he thought the reader should do, he replied simply, "Look on the main page."
Oswald was then shot by agents of Madonna.