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You know the drill. If you need help on filling out a postcard form, ask your local Objectivist chapter.

If you need to pick up a card, just type in the ID here. You do have the card ID, don't you?
Step One: Choose words for Ayn to say. Make sure they're pithy.

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The Floating Head of Ayn Rand says... 		Eat your goddamn Cheerios!
I want my Lucky Venison!
I got your fax right here!
I'm blinded by the light!
I'm blue!
Refoooorm!
 Bring me the brain of Shania Twain!
O Jefe my Jefe!
MURR!!
You want fries with that?
Get away from me! I have deadly radioactivity!

Step Two: Sender and Recipient. For God's sake, don't mess up now.

Recipient's Name

 Their E-Mail Address
Your Name
 Your E-Mail

Step Three: Make short, pithy sayings of your own. Here's you-know-who again for inspiraton.

[ Inspiration! ]

And now, just click:

Since we bounce your data off three de-commissioned Iridium satellites, run it through the Data Launderers of The Neutral Zone, and then knit it all back into shape, it may take a moment to show your card. We appreciate your patience. You will be suitably rewarded in Valhalla.