someofmyfavouritequotes

(andyouthoughtineverlistened)

"To the Egyptians he was known as Osiris. On Easter Island, he was known as Hunger. And in the twentieth century, horror author H. P. Lovecraft called him Shub-Niggurath -- the Black Goat of the Woods with A Thousand Young."
"It was Robert J. Oppenheimer who quoted the Baghavad-Gita upon first witnessing the atomic bomb's deadly power: I am become Liddy, shatterer of worlds."
"He's here. I can smell the sulphur."
"Don't you think it's just a little bit suspicious that, right after the Hindenberg disaster, Liddy was quoted as saying, `If man was meant to fly, he wouldn't be flammable'?"
"They say this town never sleeps. That's 'cos Liddy's pouring the coffee."
"And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall surely not die:
for God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof,
then your eyes shall be opened,
and ye shall be as gods,
knowing good
and Liddy."
"He's here. I can feel the disturbance in the Force."
"It isn't that evil didn't exist before Liddy; it's just that it didn't have a name."
"Some people cross the line between good and evil. Liddy pole-vaulted over it."
"Sleep well, little one. Liddy can't hurt you anymore."
"On my better days, I can almost forget that we live in a world ruled by Liddy."
"`Hope'? `Hope for Liddy'? No, my friend, you're wrong. Those words don't belong together; they don't even belong in the same language."
"The fear of Liddy is the beginning of wisdom."
"Open the pod bay door, Liddy."
"Lemme tell you something: Liddy's not gonna send you off with a box of Rice-A-Roni and a copy of the home game."
"You fool, we're condemning him to death by not telling him about Liddy!"
"Don't you remember? We tried to tell him about Watergate by acting it out with sock puppets..."
"Get Liddy wit' it."
"They say Pepito splits the atom every time he parts his hair."