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The Rapture Index!

Learn whether or not to get the extra-big package of toilet paper. And find out the truth: Do Our Pets Go To Heaven?

Angelic Conspiracy and End Times Deception

AMAZING. What do they put in the water there?

Mental Note: Avoid Burger King after the Rapture

This used to be a page about how Jews would be, literally, eaten by those left behind after the Rapture. All sorts of Biblical references were pulled in to prove his point. Unfortunately he pulled it, saying that it got him in trouble because of hate crime laws...shame, because it was one of the most bizarre things I've ever come across. You can always buy his CD-ROM mirror of the site, though, which includes full uncensored weirdness. Have a look at the site anyway; it's definitely worth your time.

newsflashthingupdatewhickwhickwhack!
Thanks to the good folks at Google, the best goddamned search engine on the planet, I've got a mirror of the original post about this page I made to the Psychoceramics mailing list in 1997. Edited for brevity, as it says, but it's the real thing. Read it and weep.

Flash!
It's back, and better than ever!

Well, okay, it's the same as ever. But still! That's damned good! They've put the page about eating the Jews back up. Go now, mirror for your kids. THEY'LL THANK YOU SOME DAY. (Mirror here just in case.)

torturedpotato.com

Puts the tort back in torturedpotato. Bring potato recipes, lawsuits, evil stuff to email Gordon Campbell and a fine sense of the sublime...you're gonna need it all before the day's out. And you'd better like ducks. I'm telling you this for your own good.

Flash!Watch one poor woman fall apart live on the Internet as she tries to avoid cheese! Oh, the humanity.

Adam&Jane

Who the hell are these people? That's what I'd like to know. Catch a glimpse into the seamy side of English middle-class life. Ritual tattoos, public drunkenness and a sordid tale guaranteed with every page. This'll gain me a lawsuit for sure, but it's my job to bring you THE TRUTH.

The TRUTH about David Hasselhoff

It all starts to make sense...

The Ontario Centre for Religious Tolerance

Yes, "centre." We're both Canadian. An amazingly useful resource.

The Prophecy Club

I'm still waiting for my free video.

Aardvarks in Austria? Better believe it.

It's that way because of science. Funny enough that you'd want to take a long, close look at yourself afterward.

Ayn Rand's Cookbook Marginalia

Holy God, I nearly wet myself laughing while reading this. 1001 kudos to the author: the level of Objectivist satire here is far, far above any of my own poor works...

Parodies and Humor about Ayn Rand and Objectivism

...but hey, we're both mentioned here! The good folks at the Objectivism Reference Center have compiled this list, and it's well worth checking out. The bit about me sez "Very strange site chronicles the pseudo-history of Rand's disembodied head." That alone has made my day.

Atlas Shrugged

A Christian critique of Atlas Shrugged, written as Hanson fan fiction. I'm crapping you negative.

Lesbian Studies Institute

WOW. One of the flat-out funniest things I have come across in my crack-addled travels across the 'net. "OUR MISSION STATEMENT: To track, synthesize and expose the secret, social and political corruption of America's powerful, government financed lesbian mafia." And it goes on, too: ever read the phrase "Lesbo Amazon Nation" before? You will here.

UPDATE: New address, looks like the site's been updated. The previous domain now only has a bunch of slimy pop-up windows. My apologies to anyone who got suckered in.

Save the Males

Oooh! Oooh! Followed a link from the LSI and look what I found. The online home of Henry Makow, Ph. D. I may even sign up for the newsletter.

My copy of DeCSS CSS

Because it's important, that's why. (Actually it's a copy of John Hoy's affidavit. But download it and discover DeCSS source code tucked inside. Damn Jack Valenti, Grimsby -- full speed ahead!)

Microsoft Kerberos Specification

Because I can, that's why. Let it never be forgotten that Microsoft is a nasty, nasty company.

Links to Diebold's internal memos

Scary stuff. You Americans need to watch these people. Oh, and here's a local mirror. And a copy of the book "Black Box Voting" by Bev Harris in PDF format.

The Streaming Song

Heh...

South Park + Quentin Tarantino

Oh yeah...Found here.

Hollow Earth

From the good folks at V-J Enterprises, a good overview of Hollow Earth stuffenonsense. Includes the SECRET DIARY of Admiral Byrd, which relates going to high school beneath the hollow earth and having a big crush on an Inner Earth cutiepie. I remember downloading this from &TOTSE back in the day.

DShield.org. Not just a good idea...it's a very good idea.

The Apple Product Life Cycle

"Haters pan the device for being less powerful than a Cray X1 while zealots counter that it is both smaller and lighter than a Buick Regal. The virtual slap-fight goes on and on, until obscure technical nuances like, Will it play multiplexed Ogg Vorbis streams? become matters of life and death."

M$ Windows XP Professional Bugging Device? by Mark McCarron

"If you have ever wondered, if;

1. Microsoft, was secretly spying on end-user machines?
2. Big Brother deployment scenarios were real?
3. M$ Windows was a type of bugging device?

"Then this, is for you my friend, the 'Top-47 Windows bugging functions', and then some. There is also an appendix on forensic methodology and Magnetic Force Microscopy (MFM)."

Every bit as paranoid as Texe, but with Linux sauce.

Zoneedit.com

Providers of fine -- and free -- DNS service. Worth the trip.

Where do you think I got the name from?

Unmasking The Beast: The Second Reign of JFK

"I know that many individuals will find my theory extremely difficult to believe. In fact, even my own wife is skeptical because, after all, JFK is dead. However, the Bible is a supernatural book and the appearance of the Antichrist will be a supernatural event.... When it happens the entire world will be shocked, including my wife."

"Therefore, if you think Planet X is a hoax, you probably are not aware that the Book of Revelation completely confirms the "Planet X Passage" tale. In fact, Planet X is a major key to finally unseal the book of Revelation so that its warning of what is coming can finally be understoodalong with its hidden instructions on how to survive it."

Uvaroxot.info

Ezekiel, Ruth, Malachi, Huldah, Stephen, Vashti, Abdiel. Those wacky kids!