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Oswald Denies Role In 404 Error

[ Lee Harvey Oswald: `I am not resisting your browsing' ]
"I am not resisting your browsing"

DALLAS, TEXAS (Aardvark News Agency): In a press conference today, accused JFK-assassin Lee Harvey Oswald denied any role in the "404: Page Not Found" web server error.

"I am not responsible for this error," said Oswald. "I suspect the reader is looking for a page that has moved, or is simply not there at all. I am not resisting your browser."

When asked what he thought the reader should do, he replied simply, "Look on the main page."

Oswald was then shot by agents of Madonna.