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Your Sure Sign of a Rational Product!
How often has the following happened to you: You're out for a drive, enjoying your brand-new car complete with a new stereo, GPS unit, halogen headlights, and stealth bra for minimizing the radar shadow...and suddenly the gas tank reads more than full?
Or maybe you're trying to clean out your fridge with a bucket of soapy water...and you look down to find the bucket turning itself inside-out?
And what about buying a VCR, taking it home and trying to program the clock...only to find that the time is displayed in Roman numerals...and it's going backwards?
There's only one solution for all of these problems: rationality. And there's only one sign that rationality can be found inside: The Ayn Rand Seal of Approval!
You'll never worry again about idiotic design flaws caused by weak-sister liberals trying to avoid the evidence of their senses. Non-causality in your household products will be a thing of the past. And you'll know that every A is A!
Just take a look at these approved products:
You can order these from your local Objectivist chapter. Please quote reference number OR 6-5693.
Keep watching for more fine products, websites, books and even people that display the Ayn Rand Seal of Approval. Remember:
Would YOU like to display this seal proudly on your website? Of course you would! And it's easy, too! Just clip 'n' paste the following HTML into your page:
<a href="http://www.saintaardvarkthecarpeted.com/ayn_rand/seal.html"><img src="http://www.saintaardvarkthecarpeted.com/images/ayn_seal_of_approval_button.jpg" height=145 width=145 border=0 alt="[ It's Rational! ]"></a>
Feel free to do so, no matter what your page is about! After all, you wouldn't even be reading this if you weren't rational...would you?