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Your Sure Sign of a Rational Product!

How often has the following happened to you: You're out for a drive, enjoying your brand-new car complete with a new stereo, GPS unit, halogen headlights, and stealth bra for minimizing the radar shadow...and suddenly the gas tank reads more than full?

Or maybe you're trying to clean out your fridge with a bucket of soapy water...and you look down to find the bucket turning itself inside-out?

And what about buying a VCR, taking it home and trying to program the clock...only to find that the time is displayed in Roman numerals...and it's going backwards?

There's only one solution for all of these problems: rationality. And there's only one sign that rationality can be found inside: The Ayn Rand Seal of Approval!

You'll never worry again about idiotic design flaws caused by weak-sister liberals trying to avoid the evidence of their senses. Non-causality in your household products will be a thing of the past. And you'll know that every A is A!

Just take a look at these approved products:

The Watch You want to tell time, don't you? Of course...every rational mind does! Now you'll know exactly when to sock it to those knee-jerk liberals. Comes with alarm for your business appointments.	The Word Processor Having trouble writing those letters to the editor? Feeling the urge to write The Second-Greatest Objectivist Novel? The ATLAS 1000 is for you! Spell-check, grammar-check and Automatic Objectivist Lecture Generator come standard.
The Desktop Fan Summer's nearly here, and even a good Rational person needs to stay cool. So use the fruit of your labour and thought to purchase the best desktop fan money can buy. And you won't find an oscillating base here, mister -- an Objectivist knows enough to put it in the correct place to start with!	The Bunkbeds Perfect for the kids! All the fun of bunkbeds, with all the rational underpinning of Ayn Rand. Easily assembled -- after all, it is a rational product. Special picture-book version of We The Living and John Galt colouring book included.

You can order these from your local Objectivist chapter. Please quote reference number OR 6-5693.

Keep watching for more fine products, websites, books and even people that display the Ayn Rand Seal of Approval. Remember:

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Feel free to do so, no matter what your page is about! After all, you wouldn't even be reading this if you weren't rational...would you?