LOLCODE

Yes, I love LOLcats with a love that is fierce. (Though the comments all written in LOLcat just strike me as unneccessary. I know, but that's where the line is for me.)

But LOLCODE just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?

    AWSUM THX
        VISIBLE FILE
    O NOES
        INVISIBLE "ERROR!"

KTHXBYE

I may have to ask for the t-shirt for my birthday. Or maybe I'll just print out the syntax for the wall of my office.