True Dreams of Wichita

Monday morning:

I've seen the rains of the real world come forward on the plains
I've seen the Kansas of your sweet little myth...
I'm half-drunk on babble you transmit
Through your true dreams of Wichita.

"True Dreams of Wichita", Soul Coughing

This morning I had the SELinux tutorial, held by Rik Farrow. I took a moment to shake hands with Rik Farrow, who's teaching this class, and tell him that ;login: magazine, like, changed my life, man, you know?. If you haven't picked up copies of that magazine/journal, you owe it to yourself to do so. (And if you have and you agree with me, send him an email -- he usually only gets email as editor when there's a problem.)

Matt was there, as was Jay, who I met back in 2006.

The course was quite interesting. Some choice bits:

  Me:  So how to the big guys test their firewall changes?
  Matt:  I dunno...probably separate routers, duplicate hardware...
  Me:  Probably golden coffee cup holders, too.
  Matt:  Jerks.

During the break I met a guy who works with the Norwegian Meteorological service. This was interesting. He's got 250TB in production right now, and increasing CPU power means that their models can increase their spatial resolution, which means increasing (doubling?) their storage requirements. He talked briefly about running into problems with islands of storage, but I got distracted before I could quiz him further...

...by his story of building a new server room where they were capturing the waste heat and using it to heat the building. Interesting; what kind of contribution would it be making to the overall heating budget? Probably not much, but it all just goes on the grid anyhow, like the hot water from the garbage dump. What?

Turns out that there is a city-wide network of hot-water pipes that collects heat from, among other places, water heaters powered by waste methane from rotting garbage. So they don't use the methane to make electricity and dump it in the electrical grid; they use it to heat hot water and dump that in the hot water grid, consisting of insulated water pipes buried in the ground, which places around the city (and beyond!) will use. We've got what you could call a steam grid at UBC and probably other universities, but I'd never thought of doing this city-wide.

Oh, and he signed my LISA card, which was the second time he got asked today; he was wearing a LISA t-shirt and so he was fair game.

At lunch I buttonholed Jay a bit. I asked him about his coworker's firewall unit testing scheme. He said he's no longer working at that place, but it ended up being a lot less useful than they thought it would be. When I asked why, he said that 90% worked but 10% didn't; that 10% was things like network isolation (to avoid problems with using real IP addresses), and the fact that the interface to the three machines was QEMU serial connections...less than ideal.

The conversation shifted to firewalling, and another guy who was there mentioned that he loved OpenBSD's pf, but had to use iptables because of driver problems that prevented getting full performance out of 10GigE NICs with OpenBSD. Jay said they'd looked at the same problem at his place o' work, and in his words "It was cheaper to throw 8 GigE NICs in a box and pay someone to make Linux interface bonding not suck."