Just when you're being too snotty

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1. I hate fscks that don't provide a progress report.
2. When you're fscking, don't fucking touch the keyboard. Especially don't hit the up arrow or the enter key so that the forty-minute fsck is repeated; you'll have to kill it and the disk will be marked dirty.
3. Make sure power cords can't be removed from servers.
4. "Server" means, among other things, "redundant power supplies". Yes, it does.
5. Non-journaled filesystems are for the fucking birds.
6. Make sure that your SCSI cables are firmly fastened.