The Floating Head of Ayn Rand: A Timeline

March 19, 2000: Publishing documents that have cost the lives of untold thousands to bring to light, Saint Aardvark the Carpeted once again redefines journalism for a digital age. A=A's leader, now in his seventies, swears revenge, but his followers are too busy purchasing Palm Pilots and surplus Y2K adult undergarments in preparation for unholy, Armageddon-like battles with the world to take any specific action.

In an attempt to bring about a happy solution for everyone, Saint Aardvark the Carpeted offers to host A=A's website. After a few days of presumably humiliated silence, The Leader agrees.